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"We're shit-scared. As our barely-read Bradt guide reminds us from the bottom of my pannier."
"I never thought it was possible to get cabin fever on a bicycle."
"Not for the first time, we feel like fat, lazy drunks in ill-fitting spandex."
"I still don't know if it was generosity or sadism."
"If you want to fight the pirates, don't try and out-tech them."
"Knowledge used to be something to admire. Now it‘s down to who's got the quickest fingers."
"If you're emailing producers your student movies - Stop."
"The last few gigs I’ve been to were nodding affairs populated by ageing bearded hipsters."
"If the company is desperate to please its stockholders, does this mean more Big Brother and less Channel 4 News?"
"As a hyperactive 10 year old, he was just one of my parents’ strange friends."
"The real isn’t always pretty, but it strikes a chord of truth."
"Saying goodbye is always hard. Saying goodbye to your first car, even harder."
"Our mechanical knowledge consists of a copy of Auto Repair for Dummies."
"We don masks as we enter the labyrinthine 5-storey set, hiding our expressions and keeping us silent.